I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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