all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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