SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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