i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i dont even know how to be here
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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