I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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