I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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