Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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