GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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