rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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