So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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