He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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