Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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