school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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