so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sober January is a disaster.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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