I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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