There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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