ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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