She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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