The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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