whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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