Moan for me like Helen Keller
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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