i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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