I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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