I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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