would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
