Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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