Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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