so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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