like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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