I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So. Much. Porn.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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