do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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