did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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