She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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