at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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