She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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