its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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