I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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