Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
