There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
