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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
