Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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