go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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