I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just want nice things and good sex
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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