After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize
