Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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