sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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