Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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