What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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