It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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