No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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