I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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