Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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