I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Who did Billy Mays play for?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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