youre lurking in front of me
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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