I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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