My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I bet he comes in French.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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