real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize