Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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