I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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